Sunday, January 10, 2010

Last few hours of being underage...

...And I'm hanging out on the computer. Just kidding, I did stuff today. I got a haircut (The "B" haircut for those who voted) and while playing Mario Party 8, out loud musings earned me some bangs cut by Kylee herself. I can't remember the exact age I last had bangs (single digits, no doubt), but it's weird falling under another white person stereotype. However, I'm liking it so far.

I attempted to meet a girl on my floor by asking where the laundry room is even though someone already gave me vague directions. I introduced myself off hand and she told me where it was and then went back to her room. Hm. Either I'm a lot scarier (weird??) than I've been told or she's rude. Guess I'm not going to have many friends on my floor of...three...other people.

Speaking of the girls at my school, I'd like to make an announcement:

DEAR ROANOKE COLLEGE FEMALE STUDENT BODY:

WEARING A SWEATSHIRT AND LEGGINGS IS NOT OKAY. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. PLEASE COVER AT LEAST HALF OF YOUR ASS TO SHOW YOU HAVE A SLIGHT PIECE OF DIGNITY. LEAVE YOUR "LEGGINGS AS PANTS" STATEMENT IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME. THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO HAVE GUYS CHECK OUT YOUR REAR. I SUGGEST "JUICY" OR "PINK" PANTS OR EMBELLISHED BUTT POCKETS ON JEANS.

THANK YOU.

I'll be at the bar tonight. If you're not there with me, have a round for me. Thanks.

5 comments:

  1. Haha! Yes, legging are not pants! Have fun at the bar! :)

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  2. oh i know. i saw a girl wearing leggings as pants WITH A TEE SHIRT. she didn't even make the slightest effort to cover her ass.

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  3. i think that some girls can pull off the sweatshirt and leggings look. my sister does it all the time. as long as you have a nice ass and leggings that are actually leggings (read: not tights), why be a prude? a little bit of cheek is cute.

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  4. therein lies the problem! most of the girls i see rocking the leggings with short top do not have a nice ass, nor do they have nice legs. the look is good for slim/toned body types, anything more curvy and i think it is completely unflattering.

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  5. eh. i say it's like jail. better a few guilty people go free than an innocent person be deprived of ass parading !

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