...And I'm hanging out on the computer. Just kidding, I did stuff today. I got a haircut (The "B" haircut for those who voted) and while playing Mario Party 8, out loud musings earned me some bangs cut by Kylee herself. I can't remember the exact age I last had bangs (single digits, no doubt), but it's weird falling under another white person stereotype. However, I'm liking it so far.
I attempted to meet a girl on my floor by asking where the laundry room is even though someone already gave me vague directions. I introduced myself off hand and she told me where it was and then went back to her room. Hm. Either I'm a lot scarier (weird??) than I've been told or she's rude. Guess I'm not going to have many friends on my floor of...three...other people.
Speaking of the girls at my school, I'd like to make an announcement:
DEAR ROANOKE COLLEGE FEMALE STUDENT BODY:
WEARING A SWEATSHIRT AND LEGGINGS IS NOT OKAY. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. PLEASE COVER AT LEAST HALF OF YOUR ASS TO SHOW YOU HAVE A SLIGHT PIECE OF DIGNITY. LEAVE YOUR "LEGGINGS AS PANTS" STATEMENT IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME. THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO HAVE GUYS CHECK OUT YOUR REAR. I SUGGEST "JUICY" OR "PINK" PANTS OR EMBELLISHED BUTT POCKETS ON JEANS.
I'll be at the bar tonight. If you're not there with me, have a round for me. Thanks.